Maybe the brass are sending a message.Or maybe Laquon Treadwell really is the fifth or sixth-best receiver on the Minnesota Vikings Cheap Marcus Epps Jersey , per the first unofficial depth chart of the 2019 season, released earlier this week.Treadwell is listed third at one of the wide receiver positions, behind Adam Thielen and Chad Beebe.Stefon Diggs is followed by Jordan Taylor and Jeff Badet on the other side.More Vikings coverageVikings? Kearse faces gun, drunken driving charges after arrestVikings? Kearse apologizes, returns to work after weekend arrestPhotos of the Week: 10/20/19 ? 10/26/19A first-round pick in 2016, Treadwell has struggled to stand out in three seasons with the Vikings.He caught just one pass on three targets as a rookie, and has a combined 502 receiving yards on 55 receptions over the past two seasons. Treadwell caught his first and only touchdown pass during Week 2 of last season.The Vikings passed on Treadwell?s fifth-year option earlier this year, making 2019 the final season of his rookie contract. Just making the team could prove to be a major hurdle.Beebe, who joined the Vikings? practice squad last year after going undrafted out of Northern Illinois, debuted in Week 9 after making a splash during training camp and the preseason.Taylor arrived after spending three seasons in the Denver Broncos organization, while Jeff Badet went undrafted out of Oklahoma.Taylor leads the group in pro experience after appearing in 26 games for the Broncos from 2016-17. Meanwhile, Badet was the only receiver to spend all of 2018 on Minnesota?s practice squad, while the Vikings reportedly like him enough that they tacked a signing bonus onto his salary to keep him away from the New York Jets last offseason.Rookie Alexander Mattison, a second-round pick, is already up to second amongst the running backs, behind starter Dalvin Cook and ahead of former Detroit Lions starter Ameer Abdullah.Mike Boone, who debuted alongside the recently-cut Roc Thomas last season, is listed alongside De?Angelo Henderson, who spent last season with the Jets, under ?others.?Hercules Mata?afa impressed Mike Zimmer in organized team activities and has shined in training camp, but not enough to be slotted ahead of Shamar Stephen (who recently passed his physical and is now practicing) and Jayln Holmes at defensive tackle.Veteran long snapper Kevin McDermott is listed as the starter ahead of Austin Cutting, a rookie who was selected in the seventh round out of the Air Force Academy.The depth chart doesn?t hold many other surprises.Cornerback Holton Hill, who started three games last year after going undrafted out of Texas, also landed under ?other? behind fellow defensive backs Xavier Rhodes, Mackensie Alexander and Benne Benwikere.Hill was suspended for the first four games of the season for violating the league?s PED policy, so the chart might reflect more of the off-the-field issues rather than his play on it.Second-round pick Irv Smith Jr. is listed second at tight end behind Kyle Rudolph, ahead of incumbents Tyler Conklin and David Morgan.Newcomer Sean Mannion is the No. 2 quarterback, ahead of Sloter and rookie Jake Browning.Los Angeles Rams starter Jared Goff?s backup from 2017-18, Mannion is the only other quarterback on the roster with pro experience after spending four years with the Rams in a reserve role.Browning, who set Pac-12 records in four seasons at Washington Marcus Epps Minnesota Vikings Jerseys , signed with the Vikings as an undrafted free agent, reportedly for a record-breaking signing bonus. ED NOTE: This has bad words. None of the other things we write on here do, but this one does. It seems to be a popular bit, so until the law catches up with me, I?m going to keep doing it. Thanks for understanding, and thanks for not reading and not letting your kids read it if bad language isn?t your thing. Hope you enjoy the rest of our articles?TedWarrior poets don?t have time for deep, philosophical conversations once they?re in the maelstrom of conflict. You need accurate information, the lay of the land, and then you must make a decision. Good or bad, decisions must be made, because indecision is certain death. Good decisions could still end up with a bad result, for a number of reasons. Poor execution, faulty equipment, any number of things. But at least you give yourself the best chance of success. And bad decisions? Bad decisions are more than likely going to result in your demise, but fuck it, at least go out with your boots on. And sometimes, even a bad decision can turn out okay with a stroke of luck, or poor execution of your adversary. And when that happens you feel invincible. Glory or death, bay.Glory or death. Pain is temporary, chicks dig scars, but glory is forever. Unless you really fuck things up and lose, then you?re just a loser looking for answers, and you vow to not fuck things up like that again.Because you are Zim Tzu, Scalper of the Capital, True King Of The Jungle, Potentate Of Those Who Eat Feces, The Biggest Apple, Commodore Of Outlaw Sailors, Master Falconer, The Once And Future King In The North Minnesota Vikings Jerseys Stitched , High Septon Of Eagan, Lord Commander Of The Iron Range And Twin Cities, Master Of Fortress TCO, Honorary Elder Of Mankato and Protector Of The Realm.And when you need to explain setbacks, you?ll need help discussing things, because the proletariat has no concept of the shit you?ve gone through, man. None. So you need someone* to take your words and turn them into language that folks understand.**You?re welcome.****Look, you don?t need anyone to help you figure this out. You?re a Vikings fan. Just shut up, drink, and bury those goddamn feelings.**This whole post is incomprehensible bullshit. All the answers are made up, by me, because I need an outlet to vent and meth, apparently, is frowned upon in my house.***Seriously, enjoy. Glad you guys like these remarkably bad interpretations of Zimmer?s press conferences.As usual, Zim Tzu had an opening statement:What Zim Tzu meant: FUCK THAT SUCKED TO LOSE LIKE THAT! FUCKIN? BACKUP QUARTERBACK! STUPID FUCKIN? PUNT! WHY DID I CALL THAT STUPID FUCKIN? TIMEOUT? FUUUUUUUUUUCK! Fuck Dallas and that Gilded Age fucking stadium they play in. Jerry Jones is herpes with gray hair. Fuck.Q: Kirk Cousins mentioned yesterday that he liked the menu of short yardage plays on third down, but that the team was never able to use them. What do you attribute that to?What Zim Tzu meant: You know, when you have kids and they?re being a bunch of little fucking demon spawns, sometimes you need to give them an incentive to stop being little bastards. ?Hey kids, if you stop being little fuckberries RIGHT NOW and go CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM, we?ll go out to dinner.? Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn?t.When it doesn?t work, your kids are still being assholes, you?re out of ideas, and now NO ONE IS GETTING ANY OF THOSE DELICIOUS HOT FRIES FROM MCDONALDS. It just ends up being a day when no one does anything right, and once those little piles of dogshit are in bed you vow to try to be better tomorrow, But fuck today, man. 24 hours of my life that?s gone that won?t come back. Q: Why do you think the running game wasn?t able to get going?What Zim Tzu meant: We were so smart we were fucking stupid. Stupid fucking 90 yard run.Q: Is it more frustrating that it was little things in all phases that let you down against Kansas City?What Zim Tzu meant: Trae Waynes was so bad it was good. LOL just kidding he sucked, just like everyone else on the defense for the most part.Q: You mentioned that you got away from the run in the first half?What Zim Tzu meant: Well, we actually got away from what we like to call in this business ?good? Marcus Epps Jersey nfl draft , especially early on. Why in the hell would we even THINK about using the NFL?s leading rusher against the 30th ranked run defense in the NFL? Just idiotic to even consider.Q: The first three incomplete passes were just not good passes. It looked like that may have worked?What Zim Tzu meant: Yeah, they would have worked great if we had the Jolly Green Fucking Giant split wide or slipping out of the backfield, because that?s the only sumbitch that could have caught those throws.Q: Kirk Cousins talked yesterday about not getting his hips flipped a few times. As you looked at his mechanics, did you see anything there?What Zim Tzu meant: Yeah, he couldn?t flip his hips because he was too busy getting fucked by Pat Elflein?s blocking.Q: What?s your sense of how long Adam Thielen could be out? What Zim Tzu meant: Oh, this fucking thing will linger well into 2023.Q: Is there a fear it could be like Dalvin Cook?s lingering hamstring issue from last season? What Zim Tzu meant: Hamstrings are all the same. They linger like the last guests at a house party who won?t fucking leave. You literally fell asleep in your goddamn chair, woke up to realize your wife went to bed an hour ago, and holy fuck they just won?t take the hint. Goddamn man, I cannot deal and I need a drink but I am out of booze, which is a miracle because I bought half the liquor store for this party. Get the fuck out of here. But no, Karen just won?t shut the fuck up about whatever it is Karen won?t shut the fuck up about.I hate you Karen, and I hope you get in a car accident. But to do so you must first GO THE FUCK HOME. Yeah, that?s how long this is going to linger.Q: You?ve been faced with a number of fourth-and-one decisions in the past few weeks. What goes into making that decision quickly?What Zim Tzu meant: I have no fucking idea what I?m doing on 4th and 1 anymore. None.Q: Is there an analytical element to it, or mostly instinct?What Zim Tzu meant: Fuck playing to win. Let?s ride the goddamn lightning and play not to lose and keep everyone on the edge of their seat. Q: Kirk Cousins was zero-for-nine under duress yesterday, one of the worst marks of his career. What was different, considering he?s been pressured before?What Zim Tzu meant: It was against a good team, that?s why.Q: On the final two drives, was pressure a factor in not having success?What Zim Tzu meant: Yes, line sucked, Stevie Wonder would have been more accurate throwing the ball, and Kirk needs to shut the fuck up.Q: On Kansas City?s 91-yard touchdown run, was it just a perfect storm?What Zim Tzu meant: Yeah, a perfect shit storm is what it was.Q: How did you assess the offensive line?s performance in the run game?What Zim Tzu meant: LOL kinda sucked all day.Q: Especially early on, it looked like Kansas City was in good position on Kirk?s short throws to the flat. Did you see anything that they were doing specifically?What Zim Tzu meant: Watch film? Fuck that. Adjust to what the defense is doing? Fuck that, too.Q: Do you think Josh Doctson could help you out this Sunday?What Zim Tzu meant: Yeah, two first round busts will most definitely fill the void of an All Pro wide receiver and his mangled hamstring. Full of fucking confidence moving forward with Frik and Frak, we are.